Friday, December 6, 2013

Overheard on Jesus Christ's Cellphone:


Jesus Christ



“Pope Francis! Franny! You disappoint me. One day, you’re out feeding the hungry poor children in Rome late at night when no one knows you’ve snuck out of the castle. GOOD FOR YOU! But then, you set up a ‘Church Commission’ to study ways to ‘protect children from pedophile priests’ and ‘how to counsel child abuse victims.’ A commission? Seriously? Are you a Republican by chance? You try my patience. ...”

Jesus Christ, son of God

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