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| Aunt Bea |
“Barney
Fife is full of shit. I never ran brothels. Those were orphanages; places where
families could place their wayward children and have them cared for and loved. And
a lot of those girls from Mount Pilot were just plain sluts. We didn’t make
those girls turn tricks or anything. Now, if some of them decided to entertain
a male guest … or two … or 15 … on a Saturday night and then gave us 80 percent
of the proceeds, who were we to judge? We had expenses, just like everyone
else!”
Aunt
Bea of Mayberry, North Carolina, once one of America’s most beloved maternal figures

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