Friday, January 10, 2014

Overheard in Mayberry:


Aunt Bea

“Barney Fife is full of shit. I never ran brothels. Those were orphanages; places where families could place their wayward children and have them cared for and loved. And a lot of those girls from Mount Pilot were just plain sluts. We didn’t make those girls turn tricks or anything. Now, if some of them decided to entertain a male guest … or two … or 15 … on a Saturday night and then gave us 80 percent of the proceeds, who were we to judge? We had expenses, just like everyone else!”

Aunt Bea of Mayberry, North Carolina, once one of America’s most beloved maternal figures

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