Friday, January 10, 2014

Overheard in a History Book:


Jackie Kennedy



“Jack … “


Former First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy






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John F. Kennedy

“Yes dear?”
Former President John F. Kennedy Jr.






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Jackie Kennedy

“Do you know why I called you ‘Jack’ and not 'John'?”


Jacqueline Kennedy






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John F. Kennedy



“No, I never understood that, but I’ve never thought ‘Jack’ was a particularly good nickname for ‘John’.”
President Kennedy






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Jackie Kennedy


“I called you ‘Jack’ because most of the other women you slept with called you ‘John’even the ones you WEREN’T paying $50 to fuck. Your whores called you 'John,' but I did NOT, just in case you weren't catching my drift.”


Jacqueline Kennedy





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John F. Kennedy





“That explains everything, dear. After all these years, you remain a snooty cunt.”
President Kennedy






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