Monday, January 27, 2014

Overheard in Sochi:


Anatoly Pakhomov

“Gays in Sochi? We have no gays in Sochi. If we find them, we take them out and shoot. Ho Ho Ho. Oh sure, we have guys that suck cock now and then, and women who will maybe ride tuna boat once in a while, but they are not gay. They are usually trying to be friendly to visiting American dignitaries and tourists. No gays in Sochi! Nope. Listen, gays are welcome to visit Sochi for Olympics but then they  leave and take their decorating tips with them.”

Sochi Mayor Anatoly Pakhomov



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Lindsey Graham
“Anatoly, you live in a dream world, sweetie. I’ve been to Mayak and seen its gay cabaret. It’s one of the best in the world. I think I’ve even seen YOU there, but I’d have to see your tallywacker first to be sure. Trust me, sweetie, you have gays in Sochi. People like me are everywhere and we are GODDAM fabulous.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham

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