Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Overheard on Walter Cronkite's Cellphone:


Brian Kilmeade

“You can buy marijuana in Colorado using food stamps! It’s true! I read it in the bible!”

Brian Kilmeade, Fox host





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Walter Cronkite
“No, Mr. Kilmeade, you giant twatberry, you cannot. I’m dead and even I know that. What an easy thing to fact check and an asinine thing to say! Mr. Kilmeade, might I suggest that if you are going to continue your career in television, that you have your stupid mouth sewn shut and confine yourself to duties more in keeping with your abilities. Oh wait. You have no abilities suitable for journalism, you pathetic little talking head. Why not try a new career? From what Fox News keeps telling the unemployed in America, great corporations like WalMart are always on the lookout for outstanding talent. Shithead.”


Walter Cronkite, legendary television journalist

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