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| Marco Rubio |
“The
war on Poverty is 50 years old and it has FAILED! Failed, I tell you!”
Sen.
Marco Rubio (R-Florida)
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| Lyndon B. Johnson |
“Actually,
you Florida cocksucker, when the War on Poverty was adequately funded, a period
of about seven years in the 1960s, the rate of poverty dropped about 43 percent. Yeah. No shit. Look it up. The problem is it lost steam and
then you modern-day fucktards began cutting funding. By the way—are you a
faggot? You look a little light in the loafers to me.”
Lyndon
B. Johnson (D-Texas), the thirty-sixth president of the United States
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| Marco Rubio |
“Oh
shut up, Johnson. We’ve fought this war and poverty is still out there, ergo,
we didn’t win. And no. I’m not gay. I have a wife and everything. Why? Do you
think I’m hot?”
Sen.
Rubio
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| Lyndon B. Johnson |
“Oh you are pathetic. That’s totally brilliant thinking, you half-wit shithead. We fought
Germany and it’s still there. We
went to war with Italy and Japan, and they
are still there. Ditto for everyone else we ever went to war with. They are still there! That doesn’t mean
we didn’t win. The thing is too many people out there are willing to listen to
your bullshit and not enough liberals are willing to speak up and say the war on
poverty has worked. Take me back to the motherfucking sixties when we called a
cocksucker a cocksucker and smiled. And no, I don’t think you are hot. I just
think you look like a faggot cocksucker from Florida.”
Lyndon
B. Johnson
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| Marco Rubio |
“Listen,
I say the war on poverty is over and we lost, so shut up. I’m a Teabagger and I
know stuff. Listen, poverty isn’t the only war you fought and lost, Johnson, so
get over it.”
Sen.
Rubio
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| Lyndon B. Johnson |
“Wow. That’s
low, ignorant, self-serving and wrong, water boy. If I wasn’t a corpse, you cocksucker, I’d
kick the living shit out of you and blame it on my younger sister. That's how we did it in the old days. Why do you think Dick Nixon looked like he looked? People used to beat the shit out of him regularly just on principal.”
Lyndon
B. Johnson
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| Marco Rubio |
“Oh yeah, well, if I wasn’t trying to win back some of the ignorant conservative voters who
used to support me, I wouldn’t have gotten into this debate with a foul-mouthed corpse. By the way, how tough is your
younger sister and is she still alive?”
Sen.
Rubio
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