Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Overheard in Hell:


Richard Nixon

“…So I said to him, ‘Bebe! If you keep sucking my cock like this and holding my hand while we walk on the beach, people are going to start thinking we’re a couple!'...And then I came all over his $3,000 suit! HO HO HO!”

Former President Richard Nixon regaling the residents of hell with stories from the good old days with his longtime best friend and confidante, Bebe Rebozo, a former Mafia banker

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