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| Mister Ed |
"Mr. Santorum, what is your position on same sex
marriage?"
Mister Ed, famous talking horse/Fox News pundit
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| Rick Santorum |
"Family values."
Rick Santorum, America's favorite Roman Catholic and founding member of the National
He-Man Homo-Haters Club. Santorum's personal net worth is estimated at
between $500,000 and $2.6 million.
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| Mister Ed |
"What is your position on the federal deficit?"
Mister Ed
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| Rick Santorum |
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"Family values."
Rick Santorum
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| Mister Ed |
"On Syria and other political hotspots?"
Mister Ed
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| Rick Santorum |
"Family values."
Rick Santorum
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"On gun control?"
Mister Ed
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| Rick Santorum |
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"Family values."
Rick Santorum
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"On family values?"
Mister Ed
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| Rick Santorum |
"Family values."
Rick Santorum
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| Mister Ed |
"C'mo-o-o-o-o-n, R-i-i-i-i-ick. You gotta give me something to work with here or I'll lose my gig with Fox! Do you ever say anything except family values?"
Mister Ed
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| Rick Santorum |
"OK, Mister Ed. The way to solve the national budget problem is to defund Planned Parenthood. Do that, and the deficit will solve itself."
Rick Santorum
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| Mister Ed |
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"You should have stuck with 'family values.'"
Mister Ed