Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Hilary Clinton

"Everyone is screaming, 'Run, Hillary, Run.' Like I want to think of that right now. I'm tired, folks, just give me a break. My ass is dragging at this point. What I DO want to know is if I get elected president, how many White House employees do I get to 'not fuck'?"

Former Secretary of State, U.S. Senator, First Lady, and failed presidential candidate Hilary Clinton, a potential presidential candidate in 2016.

Former President Bill Clinton

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"She has absolutely no idea." 

Former President Bill Clinton, who famously claimed to never have had sexual intercourse with a female staff member.
Cigar anyone?