Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Wayne LaPierre

"The only way to keep bad guys from shooting good guys is to give them guns so that the good guys are then bad guys, so we're all bad guys and we all have guns. Even our children. Arm a few children and you won't have any more gunmen killing kids at school. It would probably cut down on bullying, too. And yes, if you think my hair looks a lot like a ranting Adolf Hitler's, you are correct. All of us lying megalomaniacs get our hair done at the same place. My stylist's name is Hermann."

Wayne LaPierre, executive vice president, National Rifle Association, now notorious for his ongoing litany
of asinine comments about why everyone in America
should be armed as a way to cut down on mass
shootings with automatic weaponry.

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