Monday, February 25, 2013

Overheard in a Confessional:


Pope Benedict XVI


"You have heard my last mass. I will go away now to a magical place staffed entirely by young boys who wait on you hand and foot, if you know what I mean. Where do we get the boys? You give them to our orphanages. Actually, I kid. There is no such place. But a priest can dream. I would like to say I'm resigning because of all of the child sexual assaults by priests, and the resulting lawsuits and loss of faith in the church, but the truth is I really don't give a fuck or I would have done more to stop it."
 
 Pope Benedict XVI

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