Overheard in Congress:

Eric Cantor

"OK. We'll create a path for the children of illegal aliens to become citizens, and we'll let their illegal alien parents keep on doing the hard work none of us red-blooded, white-skinned elitists would ever do, but we just can't let those illegals become citizens so easily! Do we really want to have people willing to do shitty jobs for peanuts be citizens of America? We gotta have some standards to maintain the integrity of our population!" 

Eric Cantor (R-VA), House Majority Leader, announcing
a reversal in his position on citizenship for children
of undocumented aliens living and working in the
United States, but a continuation of his disdain for adult undocumented workers.