Saturday, February 23, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Sen. Mitch McConnell
"I am one of the 10 wealthiest members of Congress with a personal fortune of nearly $50 million. Don't bother asking how I amassed that fortune because it's none of your fucking business. Throughout my career, there are multiple instances where contributions to my campaign are tied directly to my votes or actions. I am bent beyond belief and the evidence is all right there. Yet I keep convincing the average Joes out there I am their friend. I think that means the average Joe is pretty fucking stupid. God bless America."

Mitch McConnell (R), senior senator from Kentucky, Minority Leader of the Senate, who is known to smile only when draining the life force from young children and the elderlypreferably both at the same time. Beyond a brief stint in the U.S. Army Reservehe was released early due to an eye conditionMcConnell has never done anything in his life except serve in public office or assist someone holding an elected office.

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