Saturday, March 9, 2013

Overheard at the Vatican:



The Cardinals Conclave
"Alright, Cardinals. No work on this pick the pope thing until next Tuesday. Now go out there and have a good weekend. We don't need any headlines, so stay out of the orphanages, elementary and junior high schools, gay brothels, sex toy shops, and adult movie theaters... Wait... What the hell  am I saying.... this is the Catholic Church—there won't be any headlines NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO. So have at it boys!"


The Cardinals Conclave

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