Saturday, March 2, 2013

Overheard in Las Vegas:


Celine Dion

"If one more of my millions of fans asks me, 'Celine, we worship you, but why you do have the long face?' I swear I will leave Las Vegas and never do the return. Actually, they can tell me about my long face all they want as long as they buy the ticket first."

Celine Dion, singer/legendary diva

Mister Ed
 
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"Ah, Celineanother of my protégés. I taught her how to sing, how to smile, and how to shake her ass on stage. But do I ever hear a 'Thanks, Mister Ed'? No. Fucking ingrates, all of them."




Mister Ed, famous talking horse

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