Monday, March 4, 2013

Overheard in Washington, D.C.:



Dennis Rodman
"Y'all act like going to North Korea and becoming friends with a maniacal dictator is the strangest thing I've ever done in my life time. Haven't you people been paying attention? I'm an addict with serious mental health issues—I have a pierced scrotum for God's sake. My box of Fruit Loops doesn't go to the top floor. Don't hate me."


Kim Jung-un
Dennis Rodman, NBA superstar/addict/all-purpose whack job


 

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"Come back soon, my BFF Dennis, and we have another sleepover. Remember—don't tell them about the H-I-D-D-E-N   B-O-M-B-S."

North Korea leader L'il Kim Jong-un

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