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| Rick Santorum |
"Every time we think of gays and lesbians finally getting
what they want, and finally being able to be legally married, the first thing
we think of is men having the right to marry their favorite animals and having
LOTS of SWEATY, MUDDY BARNYARD sex, because if they gays get what they want, why
can't we get what we most want in the world, which is an afternoon on Rick
Santorum's Farm? C 'mon! Sing it boys!
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| Rush Limbaugh |
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Rick Santorum had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
With a duck-duck here
That I fucked over there
Rush Limbaugh,
conservative radio commentator who earns $40 million per year and has
an estimated net worth of $350 million, proving he is a
salt-of-the-earth man-of-the-people type of guy.
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| Rep. Louie Gohmert |
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Rick Santorum had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there
That I screwed, that I screwed, everywhere a moo I screwed
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)
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| Benjamin Carson Sr. |
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Rick Santorum had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there
That I licked, that I licked, everywhere a chick I licked
Benjamin Solomon
"Ben" Carson Sr., Ph.D., neurosurgeon and anti-gay
pundit
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| Michael Reagan |
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Rick Santorum had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there
That I boinked, that I boinked, everywhere an oink I boinked
Michael Reagan, son of former President Ronald Reagan, former radio host and
Republican strategist
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| Rick Santorum |
Rick Santorum had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
With a sheep-sheep here, and a sheep-sheep there
That I bleeped, that I bleeped, everywhere a sheep I bleeped
Rick Santorum had a farm
E-I-E-I-O
Rick Santorum, America's
favorite Roman Catholic and founding member of the
National He-Man Homo-Haters Club, whose personal net worth is estimated
at between $500,000 and $2.6 million. He is a former U.S. Senator from
Pennsylvania and potential 2016 GOP presidential candidate.
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