Overheard in Hell:

Michael Jackson

"I have been dead for almost four years and people are still coming forward to say I sexually assaulted them. Don't blame those men, which they are now. Sometimes it takes years for survivors to become brave enough to stand up to the Boogeyman and trust me, I was the Boogeyman for a lot of little boys. A LOT of little boys."

Michael Jackson, singer/songwriter/dancer/whack job/pedophile/corpse.