Overheard in Washington, D.C.:

Pat Buchanan

"If the Republican Party is to survive, we need to adopt the 'Grand Old (Imperial Wizard) Party Strategy again and recruit ONLY white people, preferably RACIST white people because they are easier to control. It is the same strategy used to elect Nixon in 1968 and 1972. Tell me those weren't strategically beautiful races. HA! Races! Good PUN, Pat. Good PUN."

Pat Buchanan, pundit/former candidate for president/former speechwriter for Richard M. Nixon/racist bastard