Overheard off Sesame Street:

Kermit the Frog

"Well, Big Bird, garment factory workers in Bangladesh got some good news this week."



Kermit the Frog

Big Bird

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"They deserve some, that's for golly sure, Kermit. What happened?"

Kermit the Frog

Big Bird

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"The workers are ALL going to get a pay raise!"
Kermit

Big Bird

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"They more than deserve it."

Big Bird

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Kermit the Frog

"Yes, instead of being paid SEVEN croutons a week, they will not get TWELVE!"
Kermit

Big Bird

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"Is that true, Kermit?"

Big Bird

Kermit the Frog

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"How the fuck do I know? You are so-o-o-o fucking gullible. Are all birds this stupid or just big yellow ones?"
Kermit

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Big Bird

"Are all frogs such shitheads?"

Big Bird