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| President Obama |
"This IRS nonsense is just OUTRAGEOUS and will not be TOLERATED. The responsible parties have crossed a red line and will be held accountable."
President Barack Obama
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| Vice President Joe Biden |
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"Didn't you use that same line about Libya and then not do a goddam thing?"
Vice President Joe Biden
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| President Obama |
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"Shut the fuck up, Joe."
President Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
"Do you really think the American people are going to believe you had no idea conservatives were being targeted by the IRS? What are you? Drunk or stupid? Or both?"
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky), whose personal fortune is estimated at $50 million.
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| Sen. Marco Rubio |
"I think the Post Office Commissioner should resign!
Right now! He's one of YOUR cronies, Obama. Put the sonuvabitch right out the door. I'm a senator! I have the right to demand action!
Right now! He's one of YOUR cronies, Obama. Put the sonuvabitch right out the door. I'm a senator! I have the right to demand action!
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida).
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| Vice President Joe Biden |
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"You have the right to demand a blow job from the pope, too, but that doesn't mean you'll get one, immigration boy. Then again, you are kind of cute in an altar boy sort of way...."
Vice President Biden
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| President Obama |
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"Shut the fuck up, Joe. That's already happened, Senator Rubio. If you had not been walking around with your head up your ass, you'd know the commissioner at the time this all occurred in ONE district office, by the way, was Douglas H. Shulman, a Bush appointee who resigned following the 2012 election. There is an acting commissioner in place already, you halfwit."
President Obama
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| Sen. Marco Rubio |
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Sen. Rubio
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| Sen. Mitch McConnell |
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"That's the problem with the immigrants in this country. They can't read. That's the Obama education system at work."
Sen. McConnell
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| Sen. Marco Rubio |
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"Uhm, Sen. McConnell? I'm not an immigrant. That would be my PARENTS, asshole."
Sen. Rubio
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| Sen. Mitch McConnell |
"Well, obviously they couldn't rad the instructions on the condom package otherwise you and I wouldn't be having this conversation.
I rest my case, boy."
I rest my case, boy."
Sen. McConnell
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| President Obama |
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"Sen. McConnell, that was completely out of line. I offer up my standard entreaty for your lying white ass: don't you have a transient to blow somewhere? I'm sure you need lunch money."
President Obama
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| Sen. Mitch McConnell |
"Yes, Mr. President, I do need lunch money, but Vice President Biden already took care of the transients with the giant cocks and those are the only ones I blow, so I am shit outta luck."
Sen. McConnell
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| Vice President Joe Biden |
"Giant cocks? Blowing transients? McConnell, you are a giant piece of shit. Get the fuck out of here before I...."
Vice President Biden
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| Sen. Mitch McConnell |
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"Before you what? Blow a transient with a giant cock?"
Sen. McConnell
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| Vice President Joe Biden |
"Fuck off, McConnell. Go play doctor with your pal Sen. Lindsey Graham. I hear that is your favorite game."
Vice President Biden
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| President Obama |
"Shut the fuck up, Joe."
President Obama
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