Overheard on 'Fox':

Michele Bachmann

"Every weekend, all the people tell me they want to see the president impeached. I didn't know what they meant, so I lookeded it up. I thought they all wanted him IN A PEACH."

Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota), unsuccessful candidate for the GOP's nomination for president in 2012 and a TEA Party favorite. Bachmann often appears dazed and confused and prefers fiction she creates to  reality, even on her best days. She usually blames it on her medication.

Mister Ed

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"Where do you spend your weekends, Michele?"

 

Mister Ed, famous talking horse/Fox News pundit

 

Michele Bachmann

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"Wait.... are you a real talking horse or another hallucination?"

 Rep. Bachmann

Mister Ed

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"I'm a hallucination, Michele, that's why when I piss in your shoes, you won't f-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-l it."

Mister Ed

Michele Bachmann

 

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"That makes sense. What was the question again, horsey?"

 Rep. Bachmann

Mister Ed

 

 

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"Where do you spend your weekends? Where do you find all of these IN-PEACHERS?"

Mister Ed

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Michele Bachmann

 

"Oh, you know... restaurants, the mall, church, gay bars with my husband... wherever I can find groups of white people."

Rep. Bachmann

Mister Ed

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"Well, that's all right then. As long as you are getting input from a diverse audience."

Mister Ed