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| John F. Kennedy |
“You know, I was an Eagle Scout. Yes
sir. And for all of the years that I was a scout, I can never, EVER remember
any of us ever discussing what we did with our penises. That’s why I don’t
understand the fuss and hatred over boys who are gay being Boy Scouts, or Boy
Scout leaders, for heaven’s sake. Genitals are not supposed to be a part of the Boy Scouts, though by the number of pedophile cases they've covered up over the years, one might wonder about that. But what's important here is to stop all of the hatred that’s being directed at a subset of boys,
all in the name of God. It’s bullshit, it’s wrong, and it is downright horrible.
Stop it.”
John F. Kennedy (D), 35th president of the United States
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| Jesus Christ |
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“You mean they used to let Catholics
in and now they are fussing about gays? Well, fuck me. Oh, lighten the hell up, Mr. Kennedy, I was only kidding. Here, have a wafer. I baked them this morning.”
Jesus Christ, son of God
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