Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Overheard in the Senate:



Ted Cruz

“I am NOT 'Obamaphobic.' I have nothing against nig-.”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)


 


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John McCain




That’s it! You damn Lone Star Loser! I’m taking you outside. I can slice an Achilles tendon using four eggplant seeds and a roll of Scotch tape, which I just happen to have handy. It’s a pretty neat trick. You will be amused. I have had enough of you, shithead. You are coming outside with me and learn some manners!”
Sen. John McCain
Ted Cruz


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"MOMMY!"
Sen. Cruz

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