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| Paula Deen |
“And
now other … AF-RI-CAN-AM-ER-I-CAN employees are coming forward and
giving even more damning reports of me being a racist bitch. What do these darkies want, anyway? I gave them jobs and minimum wage, dammit. This is just GREAT.
Christ. I’m going to end up having to pay off a lot of people to keep all of
them quiet. I cannot fucking remember everyone I ever called a nigger, you
know, so I have no idea how much this is going to cost. AWWWWwww SHE-IT. SONUVABITCH! That word came out my mouth
again. Damn my Tourette’s any way!”
Paula
Deen, America's favorite unrepentant racist chef/business mogul
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