Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Overheard in North Carolina:

Pat McCrory

“When the female protestors showed up outside the governor’s mansion, I took them cookies, homemade by the mansion’s baker, of course, and I handed them out saying, ‘God bless you,’ to each and every protestor. Basically, I was sending them a subliminal message: ‘Get your lazy asses home and bake some cookies for their families, particularly the children you DIDN’T abort.' But did they say thank you? No. The bitches got all pissed off. That's why I prefer women barefoot, pregnant and stupid.”



Gov. Pat McCrory (R-North Carolina), reacting to women protesting a new state law that severely restricts insurance coverage for abortions and requires abortion clinics to meet many of the state regulations presently applied to ambulatory surgical centers. Their response: “Keep your fucking cookies, asswipe. We want women’s health care.”

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