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| Mitch McConnell |
“Mr.
President your approval rating has dropped to 45 percent. More than half of the
American people I so truly love just don’t approve of your actions and
thoughts. That just supports what I’ve been telling you: it is time for you to
solve the economic problems this country faces and quit your speechifying. You
talk a lot but there is no beef with the bun.”
Sen.
Mitch McConnell
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| Barack Obama |
“My approval rating is lower than I’d
like it to be, but I would hate to be a member of Congress right now: 83
percent of Americans disapprove of you and believe you should all be removed
from office and replaced with stuffed animals because the stuffed animals would
be more productive. That’s pathetic and abso-fucking-lutely hilarious at the
same time. And YOU! You are going to have a TEA Party challenger in next year’s
primary race.”
President Barack Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“Laugh
it up, Jethro, because the chickens are coming home to roost for you, buddy
boy. We are about to start talking about raising the debt limit again and the
House Speaker John Boehner told me he would not raise the debt limit without an
equal amount of cuts. So what are you going to cut?”
Sen.
McConnell
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| Barack Obama |
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“Why do you always put it on me, Sen.
McConnell? This is the responsibility of all of us. You want to just sit back,
let everyone else do the work and then criticize it and rip it apart. That’s
just not right. You need to be a part of the process. Stop being recalcitrant.
It is not attractive in children, let alone a U.S. senator.”
President Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“OOOOhhhhhh.
‘Recalcitrant.’ There’s a $10 word. You sure do talk pretty for a Chicago boy.
An old Kentucky boy like me will have to look that one up in the $2 dictionary
I have at my office.”
Sen.
McConnell
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| Barack Obama |
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“Look under ‘Q.’ It’s silent.”
President Obama
 |
| Mitch McConnell |
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“What?
Oh, ho ho ho. I think I’m starting to rub off on you.”
Sen.
McConnell
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| Barack Obama |
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“Shit! McConnell cooties are the WORST
KIND! You can’t kill them! Jesus Christ! Michelle will divorce me.”
President Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
“She
was liking my ‘cooties’ pretty well last night. I’m surprised she hasn’t told
you about them. Once you experience MY ‘cooties,’ you can’t stop talking about
them and that is a fact.”
Sen.
McConnell
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| Barack Obama |
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“I’m sure. What’s that old saying about old wrinkled used up old men? Oh yeah: ‘Once you go SLACK, You’ll
Never Go Back'?”
President Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
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"They have pills for that now you know, asshole. Nice. Make fun of an old man."
Sen. McConnell
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