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| Rick Santorum |
“We need to promote
marriage to make society stronger. Government must promote marriage as a
fundamental societal benefit.”
Rick Santorum
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| George Takei |
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“Welcome
to the darkside, Ricky boy. We’ve been waiting for you.”
George
Takei, actor/gay rights
advocate/same-sex marriage proponent
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| Rick Santorum |
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“What do you mean the
darkside? And why aren’t you on the USS Enterprise?”
Rick Santorum
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| George Takei |
“Oh,
you droll thing you. That’s just a TV show—you know that, right? I’m here to
thank you for your RINGING endorsement of same-sex marriage you just handed out.”
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| Rick Santorum |
George
Takei
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“What in the f---…
heck? I am the last person who would ever endorse same sex marriage.”
Rick Santorum
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| George Takei |
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“Oh
but you DID. You just told everyone how important marriage is to the foundation
of our society, and how the government should encourage marriage.”
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| Rick Santorum |
George
Takei
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“Yeah, I said
that...”
Rick Santorum
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| George Takei |
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“OK
then. If we need more marriages and the government should support that, aren’t
you saying that gays and lesbians should be allowed to be married. It
definitely sounded that way to my ears. And by the way, you know your name
rhymes with one of my favorite things, right?”
George
Takei
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| Rick Santorum |
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“Like I haven’t heard
that line before.”
Rick Santorum
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| George Takei |
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“I
was thinking of the word ‘quorum.’ What word did you think I was
talking
about.”
George
Takei
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| Rick Santorum |
“Quorum. RIGHT. You
know darn right well what word I think you were thinking I was thinking of.”
Rick Santorum
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| George Takei |
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“Rick…
you misjudge me. I’m not as smart as you. How could I, an actor--AND A GAY ACTOR--with average
intelligence, possibly know what a genius such as you are thinking of? It is
just not possible. Everyone knows you heteros are far smarter than we gays ever will be.”
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| Rick Santorum |
George
Takei
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“OK, I thought you
were going to say ‘dick,” which rhymes with ‘Rick.’”
Rick Santorum
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| George Takei |
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“Well,
I guess it does. Are YOU a naughty boy! So you, an alleged
heterosexual, were thinking of ‘dick,’ but I, a gay man, was not?”
George
Takei
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| Rick Santorum |
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“I think you are
misrepresenting that a little bit, don’t you?”
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| George Takei |
Rick Santorum
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“Uhmmmm…
let me think… uhmmmmm… no, I’m not misrepresenting it at all. You said it. I
think your next campaign signs should be, ‘Vote for Rick, ‘Cuz I Like Dick.’
It will get you a lot of votes—at least one out of every ten!”
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| Rick Santorum |
George
Takei
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“Look, the only Dick
I've ever seen up close is former Vice President Dick Cheney, so stop it.”
Rick Santorum
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| George Takei |
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“So
you and Mr. Cheney are lovers? You have had yourself some VICE PRESIDENTIAL PENIS? WOW! You go girl! CHRIST! Wait until the tabloids get a
hold of this! Boy am I glad I ran into you today! Thanks, Rick! Thanks Dick!”
George
Takei
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| Rick Santorum |
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“Wow. I really hate you.”
George
Takei
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