Thursday, July 18, 2013

Overheard on Fox:


Bill O'Reilly

“George, you need to stop throwing softball questions at your guests on Sunday morning. C'mon, be a man. Show some balls. I know you look like a pussy, but you don't have to be one.”


Bill O'Reilly, author, and host of  The O'Reilly Factor on Fox.



George Stephanopoulos
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“I don’t believe I do that, Bill. I may not have your flair for being loud and obnoxious, or insulting/assaulting my guests, but I do get my questions answered and I tell the story. And goddam, I do look good.”


George Stephanopoulos, host of ABC's 'This Week' 

Bill O'Reilly



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“You have to stop letting your guests say things like, ‘black men are held in contempt in America,’ as Tavis Smiley did last week. That is complete nonsense. That is a false statement. And as the hosts of our shows, we have to tell people to shut the fuck up when we don’t agree with something.”
George Stephanopoulos
Bill O’Reilly

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“No, Bill. That’s what you do. That’s not how we do it at ABC. We don’t censor our guests or shout them down for their opinions.”


George Stephanopoulos
Bill O'Reilly

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“And that’s why ABC is in the toilet. Be brave, George. Be daring! We are not talking about journalism. This is a matter of patriotism. Be a patriot, George. A really short patriot, almost a hobbit, really, but a patriot nonetheless.”
Bill O’Reilly
George Stephanopoulos

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“A short patriot who has great hair and nearly flawless skin, dickhead, and don’t you forget it. C'mon Bill. Look at me in that monitor there. I do look most excellent: If I could, I'd fuck myself.”


George Stephanopoulos


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