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| Rand Paul |
"Gov.
Christie! I think this feud between us has gotten waaayyy to personal. Why
don't we go out for a beer?
Sen. Randall
Howard “Rand” Paul
(R-Kentucky), the TEA Party-affiliated Libertarian considering a presidential
run in 2016. Paul had never held office before winning election to the Senate
2010.
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| Chris Christie |
- - -
"Excuse me?
Do I know you?"
Gov. Chris Christie (R-New Jersey), also said to be
considering a presidential run in 2016.
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| Rand Paul |
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"Oh, come on. You know who I am. Don't be that way. I said why
don't we go have a beer sometime. It'll be great: two knowledgeable guys
sharing their thoughts and insight on the United States and world."
Sen. Paul
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| Chris Christie |
"Uhmm...
Let me think about it... No. I don't think we need to sit down and talk about
anything. I think you took a comment I made about a political concept and made
it very personal, very quickly. I suspect you are an idiot, just like your
father, and I really do think that libertarian thinking appeals to a very vocal
fringe element of American politics that would be disastrous if ever fully
integrated. And for that, you call me the 'king of bacon'? Fuck you, Randall.
When you have actually accomplished something besides being a leach with bad hair, come back and talk to me again."
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| Rand Paul |
Gov. Christie
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"Accomplish
something? Like growing an ass that's larger than Rhode Island? THERE'S an accomplishment
upon which you could run for president."
Sen. Paul
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| Chris Christie |
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"There you go with the personal shit again. I really
do hope we meet in the campaign for 2016, Rand baby. Nothing will make me
happier than knocking you on your skinny little ass in the GOP primary. How are YOU going
to respond when I use my 400-pound hot, sweaty, gelatinous ass and back you
into a corner you can't get out of? I can't wait."
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| Rand Paul |
Gov. Christie
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"So, I
guess being pen pals is out? Christ, fat people are so goddam sensitive."
Sen. Paul
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