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| Ted Cruz |
“I’m
not ashamed to admit I modeled my 2012 U.S. Senate campaign in Texas after President Obama’s 1008 campaign. It was an astonishing win. He even had white people who voted for him! But the principles
to which President Obama is committed are profoundly dangerous to our nation.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz
(R-Texas), now in the eighth month of his first term of office--any office.
 |
| Barack Obama |
---
“Which principles are those, Teddy?”
President Barack Obama
 |
| Ted Cruz |
---
“Your
principles.”
Sen.
Cruz
|
| Barack Obama |
---
“Yes, we’ve established they are my
principles, Teddy.
But what are these principles of mine that you are bad-mouthing?”
President Obama
But what are these principles of mine that you are bad-mouthing?”
President Obama
|
| Ted Cruz |
---
“Oh,
you know. The liberal agenda. Why do I have to tell you? You know what they
are.”
Sen.
Cruz
|
| Barack Obama |
---
“No, I really don’t know what that is.
I’m actually pretty stupid, Teddy, and can learn a lot from a white man such as you. So help a brother out here: what is the liberal
agenda?”
President Obama
|
| Ted Cruz |
“Oh,
well, the liberal agenda is a uniquely left-wing perspective on our nation and
policies.”
Sen.
Cruz
---
|
| Barack Obama |
“Your mouth is moving and words are coming out, but I can't
hear a goddam thing, Teddy. Now speak up: that left-wing perspective is….?”
President Obama
|
| Ted Cruz |
“Decidedly
unconservative.”
Sen.
Cruz
|
| Barack Obama |
---
“You don’t have a clue, do you? When
anyone asks you a
question about specifics, you are completely lost until
someone tells you what to say! What a tool! You are just bloviating catch
phrases that will get people’s attention. You are a really nasty piece of work,
aren’t you?”
President Obama
|
| Ted Cruz |
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“Preserve
the Second Amendment!”
Sen.
Cruz
|
| Barack Obama |
---
“Yes, we have one of those…”
President Obama
|
| Ted Cruz |
---
“American
values! Vanilla ice cream! God bless the missionary position! Hostess Twinkies! Deep-fried
cinnamon buns! Johnny Cash!”
Sen.
Cruz
|
| Barack Obama |
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“Someone get John McCain on the phone.
I want him to come down here and slap the shit out of this one.”
President Obama
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