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| John McCain |
“I
agree with what my dear friend Sen. Tom Coburn said here yesterday: your vision of shutting down the entire federal government in an effort to halt
the progress of the Affordable Care Act demonstrates some real emotional
immaturity on your part, as well as no understanding of what a disastrous act
that would be. What the hell is wrong with the two of you? Why would you ever
contemplate such actions? You MUST be retarded.”
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
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| Ted Cruz |
- - -
“I am not retarded, Mr. Liver Spots.
Not everyone who disagrees with you is retarded.”
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas)
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| John McCain |
- - -
“You and Sen. Porky here are.”
Sen.
McCain
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| Ted Cruz |
- - -
“We
will have to agree to disagree on that one, Methuselah.”
Sen.
Cruz
- - -
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| John McCain |
“Listen
you. You need to just shut the hell up when you are around me because when I
see you, I really do want to tear your heart out and hand it over to the lowest
bidder. When you talk, I just have the urge to go all Hannibal Lecter on you,
so shut up. And you, Sen. Kelly! You flabby little onanist! You are just as bad
as this one. The two of you really do need to learn how government is supposed
to operate and stop trying to radicalize your base in order to secure your next
term of office. You are not fooling anyone you know. We know you barely can
read and write.”
Sen.
McCain
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| Mike Lee |
- - -
“You
know, Sen. McCain. I used to respect you. But now it seems as if you have gone
over to the other side and you are so busy playing patty-cake with President
Obama that you are a traitor!”
Sen. Mike Lee (R-Utah)
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| John McCain |
- - -
“A
TRAITOR!
Them’s fighting words, Sen. Porky. Let’s step outside and we’ll see who the
traitor is. Let’s dance, Kimosabe.”
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| Mike Lee |
Sen.
McCain
- - -
“Uhmmm…
Ted? A little help here?”
Sen. Lee
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| Ted Cruz |
- - -
“Uhmmm…
Mike? No fucking way. I’ve danced with him before and two fingers on my left hand and the vision in my right eye as a result. He won’t kill you, but you will
probably wish he had. Bon voyage.”
Sen.
Cruz
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