Sunday, August 4, 2013

Overheard in the Senate




"Sen. Cruz has said that anyone who doesn't agree with him is just frightened. Let me ensure the good Senator, who presently has one glass eye following our last run in, I am not frightened of anything. Haven't been for years. Once you've been a POW, you are no longer afraid of many things. And if that Texas jackass Senator Cruz would like to dance with me again, I am available 24 hours a day. Ferret-faced cocksucker that he is."
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)


 
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"Sen. Ted Cruz is a fucking asshole."
Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-Georgia)


 

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"He is worse than that. What a fucking dick head and what incredibly careless talk. I hope Sen. McCain gives him a second glass eye and maybe busts a rib or two."
Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Illinois)
 

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"Such hostility! They are saying all of that just because I, the great and powerful Cruz, have called their sagging asses OUT."
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Arizona)

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