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| John McCain |
“Goddamit,
Mr. President! I cannot support the Senate resolution on Syria. It does not go
far enough. We need to go in there and bomb everyone and everything, raise a
little hell, break some windows… not throw a few bombs over the fence and run
away. We are the United States of America! What in the name of fuck are we
doing acting like a nation of pussified mosquito-eaters? It’s not natural! We
own all this military shit, and goddamit, we should use it all!”
John
McCain
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| Barack Obama |
- - -
“I hear you John, but we need to be of
one mind on this. Look. This is the right way to go about this. You can’t
always burst into the room with your Uzi blazing.”
President Barack Obama
- - -
“Why
the fuck not? Nobody ignores an Uzi. An Uzi gets noticed and gets the job done
quickly. I never leave home without one.”
Sen.
McCain
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| Barack Obama |
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“You have one with you now? Here in the
Oval Office? How did you get that by the security guards?”
President Obama
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| John McCain |
“Jedi
mind tricks, Mr. President. Jedi mind tricks.”
Sen.
McCain
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