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| Vladimir Putin |
“I
have been trying to corner you all day, President Obama and I finally do while
we both stand here urinating for our countries. Every time I look up and see
you, and poof, you disappear. What are you doing? Pretending to be a Russian
dissident? Ha! Ha! Do not tell anyone I make joke. No one believe anyway.”
Russian
President Vladimir Putin
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| Barack Obama |
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“Look.
I just don’t have anything to say to you, President Putin. You said your piece
and I’ve made my position known. I don’t know why you are so hellbent on
protecting Syria, but that’s not my business. And don’t turn and look at me
when you are pissing. I don’t want you spraying me by mistake.”
U.S.
President Barack Obama
|
| Vladimir Putin |
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“Does
getting pissed on scare you, my African warrior friend? Is that like chemical
weapon to you?”
President
Putin
|
| Barack Obama |
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“I
think you need to just finish your business and leave me alone before the Secret Service comes in here and crawls up your ass.”
President
Obama
|
| Vladimir Putin |
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“As if that would be the first time men have marched in my lower intestine. In Russia, we learn to tolerate things.... piss... men in our intestines... puny American presidents... even chemical weapons... We are tough here.”
President
Putin
- - -
|
| Barack Obama |
“How
nice for you. Don’t you have any compassion for the women and children who died
in Syria? How can you be so callous and evil?”
President
Obama
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|
| Vladimir Putin |
“How
can you be such a goody two shoes? How can you believe your military
intelligence? These are same people who said Saddam Hussein, another good
friend of mine, had weapons of mass destruction! The only WMD he had was his
personality! You better be very sure and very cautious, President Obama, or I
think you have a big problem with Russia.”
President
Putin
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| Barack Obama |
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“Or
maybe you have a big problem with the United States.”
President
Obama.
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| Vladimir Putin |
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“HEY!
Damn you! You just pissed on me! That’s is terrible thing to do to a fellow
world leader.”
President
Putin
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| Barack Obama |
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“Sorry. I thought you were on fire.”
President
Obama
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