John McCain |
"We need to shoot! Bite! Bomb! Slam! Kill! Not
negotiate... sit on our hands... play patty-cake with the Russians... What the
hell are we doing? Being a bunch of pussies is not what made this country
great! Jesus Christ! This country is about acting, fixing, protecting, and
butting our giant noses into someone else's business. I cannot believe we are
in this position! What happened to the red line!"
Sen. John 'Blood and Guts' McCain (R-Arizona)
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Lindsey Graham |
"I totally agree with you, Johnny. I've always known
Secretary Kerry was a pussy. He's tall, wears a toupee and talks funny. It is
time for us to get tough."
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
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John McCain |
"What gets me the most is two weeks ago, Russian
President Putin and Syrian President Bashar al-Assad said, 'Oh No, United States, we don't even have any
chemical weapons.' And now they are like, 'OK, we do have them but we'll
get a list together and hand them over.' But we're giving them shitloads of time
to do it. Mark my words: Between now and then, the Syrians are going to hide
things, move them to other countries, and then hand us a cup of sarin at the
end, and tell us that is all they have. HA! We know better. And yet we are
doing nothing. And I don't know how to change that, Lindsey. Somehow, you and I
lost control of this debate and the pussies in our own party have taken over."
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
Lindsey Graham |
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"Well, I just don't like pussies, Johnny. I don't' like the
way they look, the way they the way they taste... nothing about them is
appealing. I never have liked them."
Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
John McCain |
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"And, I now have the willies again, so thank you very much."
Sen. McCain
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Lindsey Graham |
"Well at least you know that wherever you lead, Johnny, I will
be right behind you, just as close to your firm little tush as I can possibly be."
Sen. Graham
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