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| John Boehner |
“President Obama, I want you to rise
above partisan politics today and help the House delay implementation of the
Affordable Care Act.”
Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-Ohio)
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| Barack Obama |
“John,
what the hell are you talking about?”
President
Barack Obama
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| John Boehner |
“Well, the House has voted 41 times to
defund Obamacare and we are about to do it again. But it never goes anywhere
because the Senate won’t consider it. That’s where you come in. If you tell the
Senate to defund it, they will do it.”
Speaker Boehner
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| Barack Obama |
“Uhm…
John, are you on crack?”
President
Obama
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| John Boehner |
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“Not since my last rehab stint.”
Speaker Boehner
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| Barack Obama |
“Well
then what in the name of Jesus Fucking Christ would ever make you think that I
would help see the signature legislation of my presidency defunded and
sidetracked? Did yo’ mama drop you on your head repeatedly when you were a child? Is
somebody dipping your cigarettes in cold medicine before you smoke them? That
is asinine.”
President
Obama
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| John Boehner |
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“You know, I thought so to, but Mitch
McConnell talked me into pitching the idea to you. ‘The president is a reasonable
man. He might go for it. You’ll never know until you ask.’ What a dick.”
Speaker Boehner
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| Barack Obama |
“You
should have known better, John. Anything Sen. McConnell suggests is probably
going to make you look foolish. He is a first class prick. I will bet he is
somewhere laughing his ass off.”
President
Obama
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| Mitch McConnell |
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“Of course I am. Boehner is so fucking stupid.”
Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky)
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