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| Kermit the Frog |
“You
know, every time we have another one of these mass shootings, the gun control
debate rises to the surface again.”
Kermit
the Frog
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| Big Bird |
“But nothing ever comes of it. We talk
and talk and no one really does anything.”
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
“Nope.
But I’ll guarantee you, some gun supporter somewhere will start screaming,
‘Guns don’t kill people! People kill people!’”
Kermit
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| Wayne LaPierre |
“Guns don’t kill people! People kill
people.”
Wayne LaPierre, chief executive
officer for the National Rifle Association lobbying group, a post that pays $1
million per year.
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| Big Bird |
“I
see what you mean.”
Big
Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
“But the strange thing is that when one
of these mass killing events happen, the first thing these killers reach for is
a gun. You don’t ever hear about someone killing 10 people with a toothbrush.
Or a balloon. Or Metamucil.”
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
“Well,
they might do it with Metamucil. Ever taste that shit?”
Big
Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
“Shut up, Big Bird. Now the next thing
that will happen is some gun supporter will start screaming, ‘SEE! This shooter
was MENTALLY ILL and that’s why he shot those people. He needed HELP! We need
to do more to stop these WHACK JOBS!’”
Kermit
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| Wayne LaPierre |
“See!
The shooter was MENTALLY ILL and that’s why he shot those people. He needed
HELP! We need to do more to stop these WHACK JOBS!”
Wayne
LaPierre
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| Big Bird |
“Wow, Kermie. You are uncanny with your
predictions today.”
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
“All
of that stuff is true about the need for better mental health services for
people, but doggone it, the government has done little or nothing to ensure
the poor have access to mental health services that they would need to keep
from going on a mass shooting spree. If anything, the government has cut
funding from programs such as those so in a lot of cases, there are no services
available, so in effect, the government is increasing the likelihood of more
attacks in the future.”
Kermit
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| Wayne LaPierre |
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“It’s all the government’s fault!”
Wayne LaPierre
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| Kermit the Frog |
“Boy.
The shit you see when you don’t have a gun.”
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
“HO HO HO, Kermit. You are the funniest frog I know.”
Big Bird
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| Kermit the Frog |
“Of
course I am. Ask Piggy. I can make that woman squeal like a pig!”
Kermit
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| Big Bird |
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"HO HO HO HO HO! That's funny but too much information, Kermit. Too much.”
Big Bird
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