Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Overheard in the Senate:


Harry Reid

“Sen. Vitter, you have been pushing this amendment of yours to cut the employer contribution to congressional staff members’ health care and it has tied the Senate up for a week. You’ve been trying to push it through as an amendment to an energy efficiency bill to which it has NO CONNECTION at all. Stop being such a cunt.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (R-Nevada)


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David Vitter


“HO HO! Fuck you too, Sen. Reid! And the honorable horse you rode in on! America is tired of paying for your special perks! You helped give America Obamacare, so it is only fair that you, too, should lose your employer-paid health insurance just like all of those people out there.”

Sen. David Vitter (R-Louisiana)


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Harry Reid
“The problem isn’t you can’t do it to just me, ass wipe. There are 150 million Americans who receive employer-assisted health care coverage. So… do you want us to cut their benefits as well, you miserable shithead? Why don’t you tell the truth here, Sen. Vitter. You are dragging this out just for publicity and to be a cocksucker and if you keep it up, we’re going to pass a law that takes away federal health care benefits from government-employees where there is probable cause to believe they have utilized the services of a prostitute. Let’s see… that would cover how many senators? OH YEAH. Just one, slut boy: YOU.
Sen. Reid

David Vitter
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“Why… that’s bribery! Or extortion!  Sen. Reid, I’m going to report this! I will not give up! I will not go away!”


Sen. Vitter




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Harry Reid




 
“Go ahead and report it. Next time, stay at home and masturbate. You won’t get caught up in a hooker sting operation. How in the name of Pete do these fucktards get elected?”
Sen. Reid









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