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| Jesus Christ, the son of God, dressed for a disco |
"This is my first time, so be gentle with me.
I learned that saying from Mary Magdalene! WHAT A HOOT!
Here's a little ditty straight from the Disco Era... I've made up my own words. I hope you don't mind, but I'm the son of God and if I want to make up my own fucking words, I'll make up my own fucking words... Here goes. You know the song as 'Rock the Boat' by the Hues Corporation.
Up! On your feet and shake your MONEYMAKERS!
Hit it!:
So
I’d like to know where, I got the notion
So
I’d like to know where, I got the notion
To
mock the pope
(Don’t
mock the pope, Jesus)
Mock
the pope
(Don’t
tip the pope over)
Mock
the po-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-p-p-p-p-e-e-e-e
Ever
since your papacy began, your bull has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
And
your hats keep me laughing every day
There’s
always been a prayerful place to harbor you and me
Your
church is like some shit on the ocean
It
is sailing with a cargo full of peds and offenders
So
I’d like to know where, I got the notion
So
I’d like to know where, I got the notion
To
mock the pope
(Don’t
mock the pope, Jesus)
Mock
the pope
(Don’t
tip the pope over)
Mock
the po-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-p-p-p-p-e-e-e-e
Up
till now it’s been hidden from the world
And
you’ve kept the money coming in like mad
But
now you’re paying it all out and I’m glad
The
Vatican has fucked it up and it won’t go away-y-y-y-y-y-y
Your
church is like some shit on the ocean
It
is sailing with a cargo full of peds and offenders
So
I’d like to know where, I got the notion
So
I’d like to know where, I got the notion
To
mock the pope
(Don’t
mock the pope, Jesus)
Mock
the pope
(Don’t
tip the pope over)
Mock
the po-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-p-p-p-p-e-e-e-e
Oh
yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
...And now, as my friend Elvis would say, Jesus has left the building...
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