John Boehner |
“The
American people don’t want the president’s health care bill.”
Speaker
of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio)
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Bob Woodall |
“The people want to delay this bill until
it is fixed, goddamit.”
Rep. Rob Woodall (R-Georgia)
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Ted Cruz |
“We
have to defund this bill that isn’t working and is hurting fine
Americans by giving them access to health care they have never had before.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz
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Pete Sessions |
“This bill is non-sustaining.”
Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Texas)
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John Fleming |
“No
Republicans voted for this bill.
Rep.
John Fleming
(R-Louisiana)
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Louie Gohmert |
“The Obamacare bill is going to
keep doctors from going to hospitals because they will not be able to charge
the rates they want and would rather sit at home than face an effort to reduce
the amounts they charge.”
Rep. Louie Gohmert
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Mister Ed |
“Uhm….
You gentlemen know this is no longer a bill and has been the law since 2010,
right? Just wanted to be clear because some of you seem a bit confused about
this.”
Mister
Ed, famous talking horse and Fox host
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John Boehner |
“Oh blow me, Mister Ed.”
John Boehner
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Mister Ed |
“If
you are willing to stick your penis between this set of teeth, go for it, Johnny Boner.”
Mister
Ed
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