Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Overheard Everywhere:


John Boehner





The American people don’t want the president’s health care bill.”
Speaker of the House Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio)





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Bob Woodall




“The people want to delay this bill until it is fixed, goddamit.”
Rep. Rob Woodall (R-Georgia)



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Ted Cruz

“We have to defund this bill that isn’t working and is hurting fine Americans by giving them access to health care they have never had before.”
Sen. Ted Cruz



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Pete Sessions



“This bill is non-sustaining.”
Rep. Pete Sessions (R-Texas)



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John Fleming




“No Republicans voted for this bill.
Rep. John Fleming (R-Louisiana)




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Louie Gohmert


“The Obamacare bill is going to keep doctors from going to hospitals because they will not be able to charge the rates they want and would rather sit at home than face an effort to reduce the amounts they charge.”
Rep. Louie Gohmert





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Mister Ed




“Uhm…. You gentlemen know this is no longer a bill and has been the law since 2010, right? Just wanted to be clear because some of you seem a bit confused about this.”
Mister Ed, famous talking horse and Fox host




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John Boehner



“Oh blow me, Mister Ed.”


John Boehner



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Mister Ed




“If you are willing to stick your penis between this set of teeth, go for it, Johnny Boner.”
Mister Ed








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