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| Randall Paul |
“I
absolutely cannot believe President Obama had his goon squad out to set up
barricades to keep World War II vets from visiting their memorial! What a bunch
of bullshit! Sen. Harry Reid and President Barack Obama are at fault
here, no one else.”
Sen.
Randall Paul (R-Kentucky)
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| John McCain |
“I don’t think so, Sen. Paul. I think
you are a fucking moron with a political agenda and if you’re not careful, I’m
going to shut you up permanently. I think I’d enjoy performing lasik surgery on
you. And what the fuck do you know about veterans, you goddam panty-waist!”
Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona)
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| Randall Paul |
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“You
keep away from me, McCain. I’ve had enough of your nut-job bullshit in the past
few weeks.”
Sen.
Paul
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| John McCain |
“No, I’m not going anywhere. I like
hanging out with you, Sen. Paul. You’re my kind of guy. You’re tough,
you’re kind of intelligent, and you know what ass to kiss and when to kiss it.
Usually. In this particular fight, you are on the bullshit side. You know, I
once won a staring contest with a stuffed deer head, so I can pretty much stay
here forever and just stare at your receding hairline. Shithead.”
Sen. McCain
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| Randall Paul |
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“The
Democrats think this is all a parlor game, Sen. McCain, like we are all up here playing a game of naked Twister trying to not touch each other with our
penises, while pretending it would be OK if we did, because we are enlightened
people. Well, I don’t want any Democratic dicks touching me.”
Sen.
Paul
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| John McCain |
“Hmmmmm. Wow. You went from veterans, to the
government shutdown to Democratic phalluses in just about 10 sentences. You
need to lay off the caffeine, my friend."
Sen. McCain
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