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| Randy Neugebauer |
“Hey,
you! Girlie! Missy Park Ranger! You should be ashamed of keeping people out of
this here Veterans Monument! This is Washington, D.C.!”
Rep.
Randy Neugebauer (R-Texas)
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| Anonymous Park Ranger |
“I have to follow the law and the rules,
Congressman. Under the law, I can't let them in. Under the rules, I can't call you a dickhead, though it's clear what you are. And I am not ashamed of doing my job to the best of my ability as
required by law.”
Anonymous Park Ranger
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| Randy Neugebauer |
“How
dare you lecture me about the rules, girlie! I am a member of Congress! I MAKE
the rules! These are American heroes you are keeping out of their monument!”
Rep.
Neugebauer
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| Babe |
“Rep. Neugebauer, sir? Uhmmm… Your vote
helped bring about this shutdown, therefore you are a helluva lot more
responsible for keeping the veterans out of their memorial than this park
ranger. Just thought you should know before someone labels you an asshole or
something.”
Babe, famous talking pig and manager of
Sen. Mitch McConnell’s Re-Election Campaign
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| Randy Neugebauer |
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“I
have two words for you pig: bacon bits.”
Rep.
Neugebauer
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| Babe |
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"I have THREE words for you:
Baa Ram Ewe.”
Baa Ram Ewe.”
Babe
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