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| Rick Santorum |
“I
think it’s GREAT that you have singlehandedly shut down the government, Ted. I never had balls that big and never had the wherewithal to come up with such a diabolical plan!”
Rick
Santorum,
conservative bottom boy, closeted homosexual, and America’s favorite
Roman Catholic.
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| Ted Cruz |
“Thank
you, I think. Why are you saying something nice to me? You don't even like me.”
Sen.
Ted Cruz (R-Texas), America's favorite asshole
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| Rick Santorum |
“I
mean that from the bottom of my heart. Someone has to start teaching these Republicans in Name OnlyTEA Party
members that if they can’t swim with the current, they need to turn around and
go the other way, or at least move to a bigger pond.”
Rick
Santorum
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| Ted Cruz |
“What
in the hell does that mean?”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Rick Santorum |
“You
tell me, Ted. What does it mean to you?”
Rick
Santorum
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| Ted Cruz |
“You
know, you really make me nervous. Any time you start praising me for something,
I start to question whether or not I’ve made the right move on something. There
is just something about you that I don’t trust.”
Sen.
Cruz
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| Rick Santorum |
“You
and most of America, Ted.”
Rick
Santorum
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