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| Rachel Maddow |
“Rand
Paul is a plagiarist. From WIKIPEDIA, no less. Yep. Go ahead, Randall. Prove me
wrong.”
Rachel
Maddow, MSNBC host
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| Randall Paul |
“The
woman who has alleged I am a plagiarist has been waging a hate campaign for
years—before she was born, actually. I don’t know why she has such a hatred for
me.”
Sen.
Randall ‘Rand’ Paul
(R-Kentucky)
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| Rachel Maddow |
“Sorry, Sen. Paul. There is nothing in this
for me personally. I report, they pay me a bazillion dollars, and I go home. I don’t hate you—I don’t know a thing about you personally,
and you have certainly never had the balls to come on my show. Answer me this, Jethro:
will you be plagiarizing your response to me from Wikipedia?”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Randall Paul |
“I am a brilliant man, Dykie McDykster. I didn’t plagiarize
from Wikipedia. Why would I? Yes, yes, yes, my speech reads EXACTLY like the Wikipedia
entry page—word for word, in fact. No, I don’t know how an amazing occurrence
like that happens. It probably is pretty rare, though.”
Sen.
Paul
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| Rachel Maddow |
“Wow. The wanna-be president of the United
States plagiarizes from a user-edited site AND is afraid of a girl. YOU’RE
GONNA BE A GREAT PRESIDENT!”
Rachel
Maddow
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| Randall Paul |
“I’m not afraid of girls.”
Sen.
Paul
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| Rachel Maddow |
“Just
smart girls who catch you repeatedly plagiarizing your speeches from a free Internet site, right?”
Rachel
Maddow
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