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| John McCain |
“All
right, Lindsey. I’ve done what you asked. I’ve announced I will filibuster the
confirmation of Janet Yellen as chair of the Federal Reserve until we get the
answers we want on Benghazi, because despite all of the thousands of hours the
government has spent on this issue, we still believe that if we keep dragging
it out, voters will start to believe our lies and deceit. I think it is a big waste of time, but I am putting everything I have into your cause.”
Sen.
John McCain (R-Arizona)
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| Lindsey Graham |
“I knew I could count on my John-boy! Well we have to do something to change the
national conversation, John. Otherwise the Grand Old Party is going down—and
not in a good way. I also need to do something to try to improve my poll
numbers. If I lose this job next year, I may end up performing live sex shows
with donkeys and midgets just to keep a roof over my head.”
Sen.
Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina)
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| John McCain |
“What exactly would you do with the donkeys?
NEVER MIND! Jesus Christ, why did I ask that fucking question! I’ll have to use my
soldering iron to burn that thought out of my brain and that hurts like hell.”
Sen.
John McCain
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