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| Jesus Christ |
“For
the record, the Family Research Council is full of shit. I’m the son of God. I
never had body odor, no matter how much I worked. I could turn water into wine
and make a bag of Pepperidge Farm bread crumbs feed the multitudes—do you think I couldn’t wave
my magic wand and make it so my sweat didn’t stink? And for the record, my shit
did not stink either, and I did not have big old bulging veins in my arms. How disgusting! And I wasn’t effeminate,
either. We ALL dressed like drag
queens back then. We lived in the fucking desert.
We had to do something to keep the sun from peeling off our skin. What a bunch of fucktards!”
Jesus
Christ, son of God, responding to recent comments from anti-Muslim
retired lieutenant general Jerry Boykin, who now serves as the fundamentalist conservative
right wing FRC’s executive vice president.
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