Thursday, January 16, 2014

Overheard in Sochi:


Vladimir Putin

“Listen to me carefully: Russia has invested $50 billion dollars on Sochi Games. We want everyone come and have good time. I promise as leader of country, we will not discriminate against anyone, including the gay boys and dykey women. I promise this to you—there will be no discrimination against anyone. Of course, here in Russia, we do not have a problem with homosexuals on Olympic teams. We have none. How is this possible you ask? Not even the skaters, you ask? Well, the answer is that when they are discovered, they disappear. No one has told me how it happens, I just know it does.”

Russian President Vladimir Putin

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