Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Overheard in Syria:

Bashar al-Assad
"Those photos? That some traitor allegedly gave to CNN? Of all the emaciated, beaten, scarred bodies allegedly tortured and hurt by my government? The photos are phonies! We would do no such thing to our people! We do not have time for torture! We just blow up the rebels and move on! I do not have time for torture! I am not an American with free time on Saturdays!"

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad

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