Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Overheard Outside the Heinz Mansion:


 
John Heinz

“Trust me: there is no way President Bashar al-Assad will be part of a transitional government in Syria. He has no legitimacy as a leader.”

U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry




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Theresa Heinz Kerry
“Oh well sure. Everyone knows that what the man with the gray toupee says goes! Because he is the boss man! The big cheese! The grand poobah! The man who is too busy to help his poor, lonely wife change the sheets in their 32-bedroom mansion! Goddammit, John! You know what a hard time I have telling the flat sheets from the fitted ones!”

Theresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Secretary Kerry



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